Rustic Life Gifts

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Early American Think Tank.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

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Barn Wedding

Considerate Criticism.

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

Crapper post box.

'Dun Gazumpin'

'See what I mean, Martha? There's just no respect anymore.'

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle features on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

Restroom for guests only - Rustic Lodge management,