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The Country Gent.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Moonbillies.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Inauguration of Love

Grandparents with their grandchild

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Early American Think Tank.

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Barn Wedding

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Redwood or oak?"