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'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Fat Pigs.

Early American Think Tank.

When Hillbillies entertain a lot: 'GUESTS ONLY!'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

A Good Batch.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Country life

The Rudges' peaceful home

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Smiley

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'