Rustic Ride Reverer Gifts

"She's family."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

This man is an island.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Tintoretto

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

1986 is my year

My own museum.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Adam with a selfie stick

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Whip-Behind.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

I love Baroque Music

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"What's your wifi password?"

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

Yesteryear.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

"Geoffrey's rewilding."