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"She's family."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

This man is an island.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

1986 is my year

My own museum.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Tintoretto

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Adam with a selfie stick

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Whip-Behind.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"What's your wifi password?"

I love Baroque Music

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

Yesteryear.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

"Geoffrey's rewilding."