Rural Wit Gifts

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Scarecrows guarding a field

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Your barn door's open.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

COWS: Spare cow

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Early Ram Raids

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!