Rural Wit Pillows

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Your barn door's open.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

COWS: Spare cow

Early American Think tank

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Early Ram Raids

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

'Got any cud flavour?'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)