Rural Studies Lecturer Gifts

Rural Studies - Yeomanry Going To Drill.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Your barn door's open.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

'I love you guys!'

Home Schooled On The Range

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The Farmer's Return.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Thinker ponders milking stool.

The Assistant

'Locusts?'

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

"Looks like grain prices are up."

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

Cattle Drive Zoom

'I know what you were thinking!'

"Yeah, 'Dog', just 'Dog'. I'm a working dog and my farmer is not the sentimental type. . ."

Cow Art Exhibitions.

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'Open wide and say 'Ooh ahrr'.'

Two farmers discussing a sheep-dog on the loose.

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

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