Rural Studies Lecturer Gifts

Rural Studies - Yeomanry Going To Drill.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Your barn door's open.'

Home Schooled On The Range

'I love you guys!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

The Farmer's Return.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Thinker ponders milking stool.

The Assistant

'Locusts?'

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

"Looks like grain prices are up."

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

Cattle Drive Zoom

'I know what you were thinking!'

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'Open wide and say 'Ooh ahrr'.'

"Yeah, 'Dog', just 'Dog'. I'm a working dog and my farmer is not the sentimental type. . ."

Amish Bumper Sticker

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

Two farmers discussing a sheep-dog on the loose.