Rural Glamour Gifts

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Home Sweet Second Home.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

'What's the night life-like?

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Sheep

Septic Fields Forever.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Rural Cityscape

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'So I guess it's New Year!'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

Botox!