Rural Glamour Gifts

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's the night life-like?

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Rural Cityscape

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Sheep

Septic Fields Forever.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Brown cow

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

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