Runway Jokester Gifts

'Finally I experienced runner's high. I put scotch in the water bottle.'

Carefree luggage.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Builders fashion range

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

No Hand Signals

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Suits you Sir!

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Serpent Instrument player

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

The woodwind section

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

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Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'