Runway Jokester Mugs

'Finally I experienced runner's high. I put scotch in the water bottle.'

Carefree luggage.

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

No Hand Signals

Store sells too short t-shirts.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Suits you Sir!

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Serpent Instrument player

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

The woodwind section

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Good grief-it's Doris'