Roadway Jokester Gifts

No Hand Signals

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Cleaning the Horse

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Gang of Musicians

Early music

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Pluck me.'

Serpent Instrument player

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The woodwind section

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."