Running A Business Gifts

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

The MBA Draft

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

6 Brothers Falafel

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'