Business Ownership Gifts

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Office' block tightening it's belt

6 Brothers Falafel

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'