Teddy! Time for dinner!! I'm doing an essay on values. I need examples of oppressive values that hold people down. Sit! This hour is non-negotiable. Got it! Family values!
Rules Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for the rules philosopher? Our selection of fun, thoughtful products celebrates those who love order, logic, and a good rule. Ideal for anyone who appreciates wit and reason, these items add a humorous twist to respecting and questioning rules. Whether for a birthday, a quirky graduation, or just because, make a rules connoisseur smile with gifts that honor their love of structure and intelligence.
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
One way only.
10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."
'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'
"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'... Because it's the law! That's why!'
At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.
I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'
Football Thinker
"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"
"Keep it 2 metres people!"
'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'
"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."
No petting in the pool!
'We could have a problem here lads.'
'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'
Warning.
Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."
Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.
"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."
Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!
"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."
'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'
Rules Philosopher Gifts Collection
Rules Philosopher Mugs
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Rules Philosopher Pillows
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Rules Philosopher Prints
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Rules Philosopher T-Shirts
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