Rule-bending Scholar Gifts

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Antonin Scalia

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

The hour of justice

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Upholding the Law

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

Clarence Thomas

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

Supreme Liberty Court

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.