Rules Philosopher Pillows

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

One way only.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

Football Thinker

No petting in the pool!

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

'We could have a problem here lads.'

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Warning.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'