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"Keep it 2 metres people!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

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'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"No Bald Games"

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'He likes to keep strict control.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

'I tried shooing. What's our policy on swatting?'