Ruin Rambler Gifts

'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

Tourism

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'Fire straw one!'