Rugby World Cup Gifts

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future. We're getting a lot of this at the moment. Maybe you should avoid watching the rugby until the Knockout runs."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'