Rugby World Cup Gifts

Rugby scrum with a 'Meeting in Progress' sign.

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

'Dunno - must be the onions!'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

The Best rugby World Cup Winners

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future. We're getting a lot of this at the moment. Maybe you should avoid watching the rugby until the Knockout runs."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."