Attending A Rugby World Cup Gifts

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

A man cheers

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby Mad.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

"I take it your team lost again!"