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'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

A man cheers

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Rugby Mad.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'