Rugby Philosopher Gifts

The Thinking Man's Rugby

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Sporting maladies.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"You're the sport on my telly"

Rugby Player

The conversion.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?