Rubber Bust Thrower Gifts

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Golden bubbles

Trout Game

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Popping an idea.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Acupuncture darts.