Rubber Bust Thrower Gifts

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Trout Game

Golden bubbles

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Popping an idea.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Mathematician Food Fights.