Royal Jokester Gifts

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"All rise."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"I'm very highly strung!"

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'