Royal Jokester Prints

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"All rise."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"I'm very highly strung!"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'