Royalty Humourist Prints

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

King reaching for an apple

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

The Queen's Speech

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

Joke of a lover

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Funny how his eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'