Royal Prankster Gifts

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"This will be hilarious!"

Resourceful toddler

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Dynamite little combo

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'