Royal Pranksters Gifts

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Children in a Nursery.

Tank color choices.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

At night - snake charmer.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Modern animal communication

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Pinata Pranks

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Christmas Hat Tree

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."