Royal Jester Enthusiast Pillows

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

TV jester.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Jester

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

When clowns run out ammunition.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."