Royal Jester Enthusiast Mugs

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

TV jester.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Jester

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

When clowns run out ammunition.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'