Royal Family Fans Gifts

Prince Charles

Kate Middleton

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

Royal Corgi

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The King of what?'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'