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Prince Charles

Kate Middleton

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

Royal Corgi

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

TV jester.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'The King of what?'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'