Royal Family Fan T-Shirts

Little Britain

King George IV

"I give it a year."

Could one have the marmalade...

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Why didn't you write down the security code like I told you?"

"He's the King of the Jungle but I'm the power behind the throne."

Meghan Markle

'I was a private guest at the Royal Wedding last weekend!'

The Madness of Prince Charles

Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short

'Sarah Palin called -- she's not interested in being your running mate.'

Princess Anne

Queen Mary II

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"And then a lot of people started queuing."

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

'One can see the baby's crown!'

Reign Man

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"