Royal Family Followers Gifts

Pizza Prince

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

Reign Man

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Beefeater

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

Duchess of Cambridge

My horse for a kingdom.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

Canute Does It Again

The Loneliness of Power

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."