Royal Entourage Gifts

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"