Royal Communicator Gifts

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

WHO checklist

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Dog Training.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'That line means good managerial skills!'