Royal Communicator Pillows

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

WHO checklist

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Modern romance'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Dogs texting each other emojis

Dog Training.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

The Original Online Mom.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'That line means good managerial skills!'