Royal Comedy Lover Pillows

"Swim across the moat but keep the pizza dry."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

I want to hold your hand

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Lovers in toile de jouy

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Right to Romeo"