Routine Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with the routine realist in your life? Our collection celebrates the beauty of everyday simplicity and authenticity. These thoughtfully designed items capture the essence of honest, real-life moments and are perfect for anyone who appreciates the charm of routine. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a cozy pillow, or a casual t-shirt, these gifts add a touch of genuine personality to daily life.

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A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?' mockup

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this." mockup

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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World Production.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight." mockup

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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"Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

"Now at this point reality intruded."

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"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever." mockup

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

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"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline." mockup

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

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"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails." mockup

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.' mockup

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

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"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!" mockup

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

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'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.' mockup

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

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Clock in, Clock out.

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"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone." mockup

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

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Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet. mockup

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

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"He misses his commute ."

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"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year." mockup

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!' mockup

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

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"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine." mockup

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

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Mountaineers milk.

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"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..." mockup

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

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Routine Realist Gifts Collection

Routine Realist Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the routine realist—perfect for those who cherish everyday authenticity with every sip.

Routine Realist Pillows

Browse our pillows for the routine realist, adding a touch of genuine charm and comfort to your home decor.

Routine Realist Prints

Explore our collection of prints that resonate with the routine realist, showcasing real-life moments with artistic flair.

Routine Realist T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that speak to the routine realist—embrace the simplicity and humor of everyday life in comfortable, casual wear.