Rosh Hashanah Hilarity Pillows

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

United Church of OMG

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Bris

"May your year be pear-fect."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

"That's just sick."

Existential Dreidel

Tradition!

Jewish Music

You Got Schmutz On Your Face

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"You must be the Pastor's kid I have heard so much about."

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

"Don't even think about it!"

Jewish Scrabble

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

Paranoid Sheep

Look who's religious all of a sudden

"Mom, this Rosh Hashannah I have resolved to a) control my temper, b) be less selfish and c) be a more considerate son."

A snake tries yoga

'That's just sick!'

Mr. Latke Head.

"Well this blows"

Holocaust survivors live in poverty.

Happy Rosh Hashanah Cats

'Behold brethren, the promised land!'