Yom Hashoah Pillows

Holocaust survivors live in poverty.

Holocaust survivors live in poverty.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Night of the Latkes

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Oymoticons

Boy and Bear and Monster

A surprise in heaven

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Moses as a child.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Have your people call my people."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

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'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'

Did you find our menorah?

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.