Rosh Hashanah Pillows

'That's just sick!'

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

"Don't even think about it!"

Paranoid Sheep

"That's just sick."

"Mom, this Rosh Hashannah I have resolved to a) control my temper, b) be less selfish and c) be a more considerate son."

"Well this blows"

Happy Rosh Hashanah Cats

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

Jewish Music

Rosh Hashanah Expenses

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Know Your Knots!

Bris

"May your year be pear-fect."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Easter egg yoga

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Santa Yoga

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

Trilby - 'Oon pair de gong blong'.

Existential Dreidel

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

Jewish auto correct fails

The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."