Jewish Juggler Pillows

Jewish Scrabble

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Have Horns Venn

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.