Rorschach Test Fan Gifts

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

The revenge of Russell

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Shark Fishing

Control and Out of Control Group

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Claude

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'