Rorschach Test Fan Pillows

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

The revenge of Russell

Fairy tale

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Shark Fishing

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Control and Out of Control Group

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'