Rorschach Rejector Pillows

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

"Moo."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

King Kohen

Rorschach's parents

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

Clancy: Willpower

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

'If there's a pool, we're not interested: We would never use it!'

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

Computer Hating Service.

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue