Rorschach Enthusiast Pillows

Rorschach's parents

"Moo."

Claude

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

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Tilly Slowboy

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

You can't get what up

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Chess on TV

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Kosovo.

"They grow up so quickly."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Cat chess

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.