Rorschach Enthusiast Prints

Rorschach's parents

"Moo."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Tilly Slowboy

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

You can't get what up

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Chess on TV

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Kosovo.

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"They grow up so quickly."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Cat chess

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'