Retro Exam Fan Gifts

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Connecting to the Cloud.

Have you installed the heater?

"It's for you."